I got hungry

**Update - For the most part, it's been cleaned out now**

I got hungry and thought I'd make some lunch. So, I opened up my fridge to see what may be available to me... and here is another thing, that maybe, is a bad habit I might want to work on. I can't tell you how old some of that stuff is...

But it might be fun trying ;) Let's go from top to bottom.
So, those are green grapes, I think I bought them about 3 and a half weeks ago when I decided I was gonna go on a health kick and eat more fruits... actually that was the last time I went to the grocery store for any serious shopping, so alot of this stuff probably came from then too I bet.
Next there's some lemon juice, that stuff never goes bad right? There's half a cup of some Strawberry soda... the last of a 2-liter I got with the grapes. I can't believe it's not butter spray (which is quite awesome if you've never tried it) and in the back there is a bottle of White wine... now, I don't even drink. I have no memory of where that came from, and I guess I've keeping it back there in case some possible future guest wants some? (come to think of it I have a whole liquor cabinet full of stuff, but since I never drink I guess my guests and ex's always felt like they shouldn't drink around me??) It might be time for everything except the lemon juice and butter spray to get tossed on that shelf.
Shelf 2 begins with a sonic cup that I swear has diet coke in it (I never drink diet, but they gave it to me in the drive through so I dealt with it), I think its a little over a week old. The date on the jug of milk says 7-09-08... it hasn't curdled yet, but I don't think I'd try drinking it. I don't know if you can see but there's some eggs back there, probably used in some sort of brownie adventure... I don't know how old they are. As long as nothing's growing in them, they're good right? Let's see... my ex girlfriend left some sugar free yogurt in there, it's bound to be three months old... and there's some humus from Neomonde (I love that place) and I think it's about two weeks old.
Shelf 3 holds a three week old brat (I guess I'm keeping it for a rainy day?) and a tupperware that once held some brisket and egg noodles my brother cooked; I ate the brisket and left the noodles... now I think it holds some form of penicillin.
Finally, the bottom shelf holds the freshest of all my grocery's... a case of mountain dew.

I didn't even look in the door or in the freezer. In the end I used the last two slices of some stale bread to make a PB sandwich...

It's a good thing trash day is tomorrow I guess.