I'm Mint Chocolate!

I was running low on body wash and deodorant, so I made a run to Wally-World to pick some up. For both products I tend to get the same brand every time (Axe... don't judge me...), and on both fronts each had come out with a new fragrance. The body wash was called something like Dark Temptation, and the deodorant was Sharp and Focus. I was swayed by the power of something new in both instances.

So I get in the shower the next day and try out the new wash. In the store it had smelled like soap to me, but once I started to suds up with it I could detect faint hints of chocolate! The back of the bottle says, 'You'll be as irresistible as chocolate, but I didn't think they were being literal!

Then I went to put on my deodorant, and I noticed that the bottom of the stick said something about having mint extract in.

That's when I realized that I'm now mint chocolate flavored...