Saturday, August 2, 2008

Kung Fu Mummy should not have escpaed its tomb

It was awful!!! It was just plain horrible. I mean, its a mummy movie and so I expect it to be cheesy, like the other two before it. This movie, however, goes beyond cheesy to just plain bad. There were several things that I could tell were meant to be funny, and yet the entire audience was silent... crickets didn't even chirp. "My ass is on fire?! Smack my ass, smACK MY ASS!"... nothing. The worst part was the quality of the acting. Terrible. Rally bad. Maybe it was this bad in the first two and the chemistry between Rachel Weiss and Brenden Frazier was enough to hide it, but without her it was painful to watch. Literally. I felt a little bad when I noticed, for the second time, that I let out a sigh of pain. Nick was sitting next to me and he looked at me like, 'sorry dude, but I'm having fun'. There are too many cliche interactions between all the characters... I know I should be giving specific examples, but I don't want to remember them.

I did not enjoy that movie.

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